Death by SUV

John Hinderaker notes an odd story in the St. Paul Pioneer Press on a SUV that apparently, controlled either by rogue comet or an evil spirit, randomly ran over and killed a teenage child.  As John notes, the headline read "St. Paul teen killed by SUV remembered at her funeral.”

But here is the real story, or what the St. Paul Pioneer Press forgot to mention:

Scott wrote here about the appalling case of a 16-year-old St. Paul girl, Clarisse Grime, who was sitting in the grass at her high school, nowhere near the street, when she was struck and killed by a vehicle that careened out of control and bounced off a fire hydrant. The vehicle was driven by an illegal immigrant who has been in Minnesota for ten years without ever having a driver’s license. He was known to local authorities, having been convicted of drunk driving in 2001 and driving without a license just a few months ago. But the immigration laws are not enforced in St. Paul.

So not only are SUV's destroying the atmosphere with their CO2 emmissions, they have now become self-aware and are starting to kill off the humans (much like how Skynet began in the Terminator series) that pose a threat to their existence.