Clintonmax

This story has the punchlines already included:

Bill Clinton is a multimillionaire, but you’re paying for the Cinemax in his office. 

That’s just one eyebrow-raising expense a former occupant of the White House has been allowed to put on the taxpayer tab every year, even though every living ex-president is quite wealthy.

And of course:

Late at night, the premium channel earns its “Skinemax” nickname with a turn toward adult programming, offering shows titles like “Busty Coeds Vs. Lusty Cheerleaders,” “Sex Games Cancun 01: Last Temptation of Hank” and “Hotel Erotica Feature 05: Bedroom Fantasies 2.”

Good grief.  Again, this is not from The Onion or some monologue of a late night comedian (although I'm sure Leno and Letterman will be having a field day with this tonight).