The Composite Obama

Andrew Malcolm at Investor's Business Daily has a very funny piece mocking the composite-creations of President Obama (see my posts here and here).  Here is one highlight:

The young man and woman were drawn to each other by mutual inner emotional struggles and estrangement from America's abundant appetite about affluence. He seemed so worldly to her, talking of the 57 states he'd visited and foreign languages he spoke fluently, like Canadian and Austrian. And he was a great conversationalist, always interested in what she thought of anything he'd just said.

 (H/T Ken Thomas)