Sorry for the long lay-off but this week was extremely busy.
Anyway, I did not watch the State of the Union (I read it later, and boy, was it exciting...) or the responses to it by Sens. Rubio and Paul. All I got out of Rubio's response was that because he took a drink of water at an awkward spot, his career may be finished. Or so that's what CNN told me:
In light of this major gaffe, Michael Auslin at NRO has some words of wisdom for Rubio should he decide to run for president in 2016:
1. You can chew food, but don’t swallow.
2. Don’t walk too quickly. Or slowly.
3. Never sweat. And if you do, don’t wipe it away.
4. Don’t smile too widely. Never frown.
5. Avoid sitting on the edge of your chair. Don’t slouch back, either.
6. Never be seen going into a barber shop or shop of any kind, driving a car, waving to a neighbor, watching television, reading a book, unlocking a door, locking a door, putting on shoes, taking off shoes, etc.
7. Never take the stairs two at a time, but avoid using handrails, as well.
8. Try not to breathe too noticeably.
But for those lovable eggheads at CNN, why waste time talking about Rubio when you can fantasize how a murderer is just like Denzel Washington?
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